- Adolf Hitler: Here. Write depressing stuff in this as if the little girl wrote it. We'll sell it after the war and make millions.
- Fernando Phagabeefy: "As I was saying, my name is Fernando Phagabeefy, internationally known and respected film maker. The visionary mastermind behind such notorious cinematic works as 'The Cunting Death', 'Salo 2: The Next Day', and of course, 'Rosemary's Picnic Table'.
- [last lines]
- Cecil Kaufman: [holding aloft a live grenade just out of reach of the contaminated] ROSEBUD... MOTHERFUCKERS