We're the Millers (2013)

Ken Marino: Todd - Strip Club Owner

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Quotes 

• Todd - Strip Club Owner : Hey, Rose, I know you're

  [air-quotes] 

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook-hands.

  Rose O'Reilly : [sighs]  How did we let that guy back in here?

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : I don't know. He must've picked the locks.

  [Chuckles] 

• Todd - Strip Club Owner : Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.

  Rose O'Reilly : Like what?

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.

  Rose O'Reilly : What? That's totally illegal, Todd.

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.

  Rose O'Reilly : You mean the Apple store?

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : Yeah! And they're killing us!

  Rose O'Reilly : Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.

  Kymberly : [Enters]  Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!

  [Squeals] 

  Rose O'Reilly : [Dumbfounded]  Wha...

  Todd - Strip Club Owner : Boner Garage loves it.

  Rose O'Reilly : I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.