Eric & Ernie (2011 TV Movie)
Bryan Dick: Ernie Wise
Quotes
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Eric Morecambe : Was it dark?
Ernie Wise : Was what dark?
Eric Morecambe : Hiding in Churchill's cigar box until the War was over.
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[Arthur is being carried off stage]
Ernie Wise : Poor Arthur.
Eric Morecambe : He must've tripped over Des O'Connor.
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[following their notorious TV show, Morecambe and Wise are now being placed *lower* on theatre bills than they were beforehand]
Ernie Wise : [ironically] Fourth on the bill. That's the magic of television.