The Amateur Monster Movie (2011)
Jozef K. Richards: Johnny Mason
Quotes
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Walter Romero : What were you doing in there?
Johnny Mason : I... I was pooping.
Walter Romero : Oh, well I suppose your poop smells like marijuana, ey?
Johnny Mason : Yeah. Yes. Mhm.
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Johnny Mason : Friends call me... Johnny Potsmoke-Appleseed... I think...
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Johnny Mason : If you need me to buy you beer, man, I can do that. Seriously.
Walter Romero : That's ok.
Johnny Mason : Seriously, brah.
Walter Romero : I don't really need any beer. My dad works for a brewery so I don't really need any help in that department, thanks.
Johnny Mason : What brewery?
Walter Romero : I don't know, Duff or something.
Johnny Mason : What the hell? That is from The Simpsons.
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Lucio : I'm not feeling too well.
Johnny Mason : You take anything?
Lucio : Just some Vicodin and PCP.
Johnny Mason : Oh, dude, you're fine.
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Mayor Kimball : Oh, Miss Hollywood, are you okay?
Mandy Hollywood : I'm feeling better now that I have some weed in me. I feel loose!
Mayor Kimball : Oh, well... Have more! Have as much as your heart desires! Go ahead...
Johnny Mason : Dude, I don't have that much...
Mayor Kimball : You give her everything you got you Eminem-looking son of a bitch!
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Walter Romero : Johnny, I want you to stay. I dragged you out here, you don't need to come with me. Please! Don't make this any harder than it has to be. You're staying.
Johnny Mason : I wasn't even planning on leaving.