Office Christmas Party (2016)

Jennifer Aniston: Carol Vanstone

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Quotes 

• Lonny : So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.

  Carol Vanstone : [distracted momentarily]  Mmm. No, I did not know that.

  Lonny : Yeah.

  Carol Vanstone : Oh.

  Lonny : It's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear "Carol" much anymore. It's like...

  [imitates an old woman] 

  Lonny : "Hi, I'm Carol. I gotta get home before I miss my stories." "Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, I'm Carol. I died in the beginning of 'Up'."

• Carol Vanstone : All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.

  Clay Vanstone : Done! And you're going to look so stupid!

  Carol Vanstone : [Begins walking out of the door]  Then we'll finally have something in common!

  Clay Vanstone : [the door shuts]  Goddammit, she's so mean!

• Carol Vanstone : Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.

  Airline Concierge : I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.

  Carol Vanstone : Well, refer me to someone who can do something!

  Airline Concierge : That would be God, ma'am.

  Carol Vanstone : Oh. Her.

• Carol Vanstone : [to Clay, who is driving Trina's car]  Pull over, you fucking idiot!

  Josh Parker : [to Carol as he drives Mary's mini-van]  Or... the nice, supportive version.

  Carol Vanstone : [to Clay]  Pull over! Fucking idiot!

  Clay Vanstone : No!

  Carol Vanstone : [to Trina]  Hey, tell him to pull over, lady!

  Trina : [to Carol]  Look!

  [puts her gun to Clay's right temple] 

  Trina : Pull over!

  [puts her gun under Clay's chin] 

  Trina : Pull over!

  [puts her gun to Clay's forehead] 

  Trina : Pull over! It doesn't work!

• Carol Vanstone : You whispered to the farty cheese lady!