- Parker: You know, I was trying to help you. You weren't supposed to tell them.
- Josie: I didn't know that, and I didn't think they'd try to kill you.
- Alec Hardison: Wait, wait, wait, hold up. You *told* her?
- Eliot Spencer: I should have known. You're a menace, Parker.
- Parker: What? She deserved a chance.
- Alec Hardison: Ooh, Nate's gonna kill you.
- Eliot Spencer: *I'm* gonna kill you!
- Parker: Oh, stop whining!
- [Parker makes a sharp turn]
- Eliot Spencer: I got hit by a car!
- Parker: [mimicking him] "I got hit by a car." Get over it!
- Eliot Spencer: I'm gonna kill her, man. I'm gonna kill her.
- Alec Hardison: Hey, hey, hey! Nobody's gonna kill anybody. Seriously, though, Nate's gonna kill you.
- Josie: Wait, wait, wait. Who are you people?
- Parker: We're the good guys!
- Eliot Spencer: Damn it! Parker, where'd you learn to drive?
- Parker: Before I stole cars, I was a getaway driver.
- Alec Hardison: Before? You started stealing cars when you were 12!
- Alec Hardison: So, car thief. How'd that happen?
- Parker: Started when I was about twelve. Met this kid, Kelly, in the foster system. He was about four or five years older. Taught me how to make a slim Jim, how to use a jiggler key, you know.
- Alec Hardison: What happened to Kelly?
- Parker: We boosted a bait car. He saw the cops coming and ran. I never saw it coming.
- Alec Hardison: He left you behind?
- Parker: Never looked back. Spent six months in juvie and never saw Kelly again.
- Alec Hardison: So, how is this going down?
- Parker: Okay, they're gonna want us off their turf. We're gonna have to convince them they need us. It's not gonna be easy, and they might shoot you a little.