- Coralee: Are you sure she ain't a zombie?
- Vonetta: Holy crap, now there're zombies!
- Pam De Beaufort: I am not a zombie!
- Coralee: That's exactly what a zombie would say, "I'm not a zombie".
- Pam De Beaufort: Please shut the fuck up and fix me.
- Dr. Ludwig: Oh, I can't fix ya, honey. I'm not a witch. I can't undo curses. Best I can do is remove the outside rot. You're still decomposing on the inside.
- Pam De Beaufort: Then what the hell am I paying you for?
- Dr. Ludwig: I can make you look pretty again, or at least what you looked like before, whatever you call that.
- Tara Thornton: Oh, hell, no. You're the second-to-the-last person I wanna see.
- Marnie Stonebrook: [as Antonia] Now, don't be too hard on Marnie. Marnie's spirit is pure.
- Tara Thornton: And Tara ain't so crazy about Marnie's new way of talking about herself.
- Tara Thornton: We each need to bring in at least one more.
- Casey: Well, I can ask my boyfriend. He's got great, spiritual energy when he's not stoned.
- Beverleen: My ex-sister-in-law's town. She never liked vampires.
- Roy: I don't know any other people.