The Intouchables (2011)

Omar Sy: Driss

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Quotes 

• Driss : Where do you find a paraplegic?

  Philippe : I don't know.

  Driss : Where you leave him.

• Philippe : Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?

  Driss : I don't know, it's a business?

  Philippe : No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind

• Philippe : [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache]  Oh, it's awful.

  [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache] 

  Philippe : I look like my grandpa.

  Driss : Okay. Let me shave the rest off.

  Philippe : [François now has a Hitler mustache]  No, come on.

  Driss : That's not funny, no?

  Philippe : Don't you mean "nein"?

  [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on] 

• [Orchestra plays next symphony] 

  Driss : Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.

  [mockingly] 

  Driss : You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.

• Driss : 100 euros says I can lose them.

  Philippe : You're on.

• Driss : I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.

• Driss : [after listening to classical music]  We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.

  [plays Earth Wind & Fire] 

• Driss : Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.

  [Philippe chuckles] 

• Driss : It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.

• Driss : What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.

• [Orchestra plays next symphony] 

  Driss : Isn't it Tom and Jerry?

  Philippe : [resisting to laugh]  Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.

• Driss : So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?

  Philippe : That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.

  [Both laugh] 

  Driss : Both of them?

  [They laugh even harder] 

• Philippe : [teasing]  What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.

  Driss : Easy on the sass, alright.

  [Philippe laughs] 

• [while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular] 

  Philippe : A quick cut would settle it.

  Driss : You're in great shape. I love it.

• [repeated line] 

  Driss : She got the hots for me.

• Driss : Can't the motivation sign for you?

  Philippe : No no no, Magalie can't do that.

  Driss : It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.

• Driss : [in hysterics at the opera]  It's a tree! It's a singing tree! Ha ha ha ha! It's German! He's singing in German!

• Driss : You can't buy this crap! It's not possible.

  Philippe : It's possibe.

  Driss : The guy wants 30 rand for a nosebleed!

  Philippe : Tell me, Driss, why are people interested in art?

  Driss : It's all business , I guess.

  Philippe : No. It's the trace of our passage on this earth.

• Driss : How about a hooker file?

  [He smiles. Philippe looks unimpressed] 

• [first lines] 

  Driss : [while driving]  Outta the way.

• Bastien - dit le Plumeau : Hi. Where can I find a beer?

  Driss : How about in your wig?