The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Can't Touch This/Hard Boiled Eggy (2010)

Will Friedle: Randy

Quotes 

• Randy : I guess my life will just be caramel apples, cotton candy and lollipops.

  Private , Rico : Yum!

  Randy : ...stuck to my wolly butt!

  Private : Oh. Yuck.

  Rico : Oh... Yum!

• Randy : Is somebody there?

  Skipper : Yes, somebody's here. Your worst nightmare!

  Randy : A flying coyote with eye laser beams?

  Skipper : Huh? No! Four angry penguins.

  Randy : Phew! Cause if coyotes ever develop flight and eye laser technology, it's game over, you know?

• Randy : [talks to a couple of sheared sheep]  Excuse me, can you tell me where the other sheep are?

  Sheep #3 : Take off your coat. Stay a while.

  Randy : Wait, you... you're sheep? But where's your...

  Sheep #3 : You will love the shears.

  Sheep #2 : Be a brand new ewe.

  Sheep : [Chanting]  Shears! Shears!

  Randy : No! No!

  [Runs back after penguins] 

  Randy : Wait!