The Boondocks (TV Series)

Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy (2010)

Aries Spears: Lord Rufus Crabmiser

Quotes 

• George Pissedofferson : Well, well, well. We came a long way to kill you little nigglets. Now it's time for the BIG BONANZAAAA!

  Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty : [takes a fighting stance]  You know that this is, suckas!

  Riley Freeman : [Huey and Riley just stare. Riley starts laughing]  Yo! You see these two old ass niggas?

  [Huey still glares at them and then grabs Riley] 

  Riley Freeman : Come on!

  Riley Freeman : Yo! Why we runnin'?

  [Pissedofferson and Gripenasty athletically leap several feet in the air over the brothers] 

  Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty : Yeah, motherfucker!

  [while airborne. Both then land conveniently in front of the Freeman boys] 

  Riley Freeman : Damn! Them ol' niggas can jump!

  [the two charge Huey and Riley, who split up, and a fight ensues] 

• Uncle Ruckus : [Sees a black car pull up at the service station and comes out to greet three African-American senior citizens]  Oh, hell naw! What y'all want, niggas? Hurry up! I ain't got all day!

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : We're lookin' for a place called Woodcrest. Is this it?

  Uncle Ruckus : Maybe. Look, you want gas or not?

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : We're lookin' for a man.

  Uncle Ruckus : Oh, yeah I bet you are. You're lookin' for the number man or the weed man or the Welfare man...

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : Naw, the man I'm lookin' for is named Freeman. Robert Freeman.

  Uncle Ruckus : Oh, hell no! I knew it! You related to Robert Freeman?

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : [All three look at each other]  So, you know him?

  Uncle Ruckus : Yeah, I know him. But Woodcrest don't need no more coloreds. We got our colored quota filled. So y'all can just get to steppin' and get in that piece 'o shit car, turn it around and head it back up the road, Crusty the Coon!

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : Why don't you tell me where Robert is?

  [Slams brass knuckles against the palm of his hand] 

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : Before I put five across yo' lip, ya big black dummy?

  Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty : Yeah! Start talkin' you one-eyed, fish-eyed fool!

  George Pissedofferson : Hey, we ain't got all night, buffalo butt!

  Uncle Ruckus : I ain't scared of y'all decrepit Negroes! COME ONE!

  [Crabmiser advances towards and takes a swing] 

  Uncle Ruckus : Aah!

  [Camera pans away to sounds of fists punching] 

• Uncle Ruckus : [Sees a black car pull up at the service station and comes out to greet three African-American senior citizens]  Oh, hell naw! What y'all want, niggas? Hurry up! I ain't got all day!

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : We're lookin' for a place called Woodcrest. Is this it?

  Uncle Ruckus : Maybe. Look, you want gas or not?

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : We're lookin' for a man.

  Uncle Ruckus : Oh, yeah I bet you are. You're lookin' for the number man or the weed man or the Welfare man...

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : Naw, the man I'm lookin' for is named Freeman. Robert Freeman.

  Uncle Ruckus : Oh, hell no! I knew it! You related to Robert Freeman?

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : [All three look at each other]  So, you know him?

  Uncle Ruckus : Yeah, I know him. But Woodcrest don't need no more coloreds. We got our colored quota filled. So y'all can just get to steppin' and get in that piece 'o shit car, turn it around and head it back up the road, Crusty the Coon!

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : Why don't you just tell me where Robert is -

  [Slams brass knuckles against the palm of his hand] 

  Lord Rufus Crabmiser : - before I put five across yo' lip, ya big black dummy?

  Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty : Yeah! Start talkin' you one-eyed, fish-eyed fool!

  George Pissedofferson : Hey, we ain't got all night, buffalo butt!

  Uncle Ruckus : I ain't scared of y'all decrepit Negroes! COME ONE!

  [Crabmiser advances towards and takes a swing] 

  Uncle Ruckus : Aah!

  [Camera pans away to sounds of fists punching]