- Chris Addison: I don't understand why journalists don't appear to be able to see what the definition of a coalition is. "These two people don't appear to be in the same party, how can they be in a coalition?" It wouldn't be a coalition if they were in the same party, it'd be a majority government you thick bunch of bastards.
- Martin Clunes: Mirror Journalist Jason Beattie wrote, "Cameron is our 53rd Prime Minister... but for how long?". Forever dickhead, the next one will be the 54th.