- The Italian: Mr. Ford, in the service of good, sometimes we have to deal with bad people and do bad things.
- Nathan Ford: Really? 'Cause I work with a bunch of bad guys who are more honorable than you will ever be. If we're gonna have this arrangement, never play me again.
- Alec Hardison: Super Skrull, who has the combined powers of the Fantastic Four. One of whom is NOT Itzhak Perlman.
- Nathan Ford: What's the best thing about smuggled diamonds?
- Sophie Devereaux: Oh, I know this one. It's the way that they shimmer on the deck of a billionaire's yacht in the moonlight.