- Elias Woodstone: As long as I am here, they will never host a wedding that I don't turn into an all-out orgy.
- Thorfinn: So just normal wedding?
- Elias Woodstone: And I won't stop there. Whatever they host, I'll make it horny. Funeral? Horny. High tea? Horny. Baptism? Ravenous thrust fest!
- Flower: Is this starting to sound good to anybody else?
- Hetty: Let's be honest. Elias, you and I were not good people. We stole, we exploited, we profited off of others' misery.
- Elias Woodstone: We did have fun.