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Quotes
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Greg Heffley : I was thinking I would write her a note.
Rodrick Heffley : Like, one with words in it?
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Bill Walter : Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley : Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!
Bill Walter : What?
Rodrick Heffley : That's rock and roll, bro.
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Rowley Jefferson : Hey Greg, maybe we could...
Rodrick Heffley : CAN IT, CHUNKY CHEESE!
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Susan Heffley : What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I asked of you!
[as time passes]
Susan Heffley : Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed! Everyone we know was there!
[sobbing]
Susan Heffley : I have no idea how I'm gonna write a column this week. I feel like a complete fraud! Well, you brought this on yourselves. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye. You two will stay here together all weekend and work out your differences. And if you don't, I will. And trust me, you don't want any part of that. Do you understand?
Rodrick Heffley : Yes.
Greg Heffley : Yes.
Rodrick Heffley : Yes.
Susan Heffley : All right, let's go.
[Susan, Frank and Manny leave the house]
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Greg Heffley : [Rodrick closes basement door behind Greg] Rodrick, help! The door's closed!
Rodrick Heffley : Yeah, and it's staying closed. I don't need a middle-schooler ruining my party.
Greg Heffley : What? I thought it was our party!
Rodrick Heffley : It's my party. Now keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer!
Greg Heffley : [bangs on the door] Rodrick!
Rodrick Heffley : [mocking] Greg!
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Rodrick Heffley : [answers phone] Hello?
Susan Heffley : Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
Rodrick Heffley : Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
Susan Heffley : Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
Rodrick Heffley : No problem, bye.
Susan Heffley : Now let me say good night to Greg.
Rodrick Heffley : Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
Greg Heffley : No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
Susan Heffley : Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
Greg Heffley : Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
Rodrick Heffley : The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
Greg Heffley : Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
Susan Heffley : [to Frank] I think they're trying to get along.
Frank Heffley : Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
Rodrick Heffley : Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
[unlocks basement door]
Greg Heffley : [grabs Rodrick's arm for the phone] Yeah, Mom. And I have your number if I need you.
Susan Heffley : Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.