- Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey: Wench, how'd you like to suck the cock of a man who's a member of the Order of the Garter? What would your friends say?
- Serving Girl: They'd tell me not to swallow.
- Lady Rochford: [during Henry's northern visit] Catherine! Your Majesty! You must wake up! The King and Lady Mary are speaking to the people of Lincoln.
- Catherine Howard: [after a sexy night with her young lover] Mm... beastly tired... say I'm sick!
- Lady Rochford: [grumbling] I'll say your sick! You've got a sickness all right, Catherine Howard, and it's getting worse by the day! Pray God it don't prove fatal to us all!