- Cian: Here's the bottom line: no girl wants a basket of your dirty underwear on the first date. And if they do, it's only because their knickers are even scuzzier than yours and you do not want to go down that spiral my friend.
- Alice: Hey, if you had a summer romance with someone like eight years ago and they wanted you to stay an extra night to catch up, would you do it?
- Airline Woman: And no funny business?
- Alan: No!
- Airline Woman: Like nothing?
- Alan: Well, I can.