The Dictator (2012)

John C. Reilly: Clayton

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• General Aladeen : I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but please, come on.

  Clayton : This is great stuff.

  General Aladeen : It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello...

  Clayton : You won't be talkin' smack so much with this up your butt.

  General Aladeen : That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

• Clayton : Okay. So, we gotta get down to business. Enough chit-chat. I'm being paid to kill you... But I'm gonna torture you for free.