- Stacy Beale: How old are you? Seriously.
- Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: Well, I... why don't you just say hey, Dwight, where were you when JFK got assassinated?
- Stacy Beale: Alright. Where the fuck were you?
- Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: I was a senior in high school.
- Stacy Beale: Seriously? That would make you...
- Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: Seventy-five.
- Stacy Beale: Oh my god. Are you kidding me? I mean... I... I would've said you were a hard fifty-five.
- Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: Hard's the key word here, isn't it?
- Stacy Beale: Aagh. I'm sorry. You know what? Aagh. I've gotta go.
- Dwight 'The General' Manfredi: Is it the age gap?
- Stacy Beale: No, this is not an age gap. This... this is an age canyon.