- Buzz Aldrin: I'm sorry if I've disappointed you. Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?
- Liz Lemon: Excuse me, Doctor Aldrin? I'm sorry. There wasn't a door so I just...
- Buzz Aldrin: I don't believe in barriers because I always break them.
- Colleen Donaghy: You know who's in my water aerobics class down in Florida?
- Jack Donaghy: Yes, mother, I've memorized the names of everyone in your water aerobics class.
- Colleen Donaghy: Patricia Goodband. Whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at our lady of reluctant integration in waltham. Turns out last week that the game was won by Anne O'Connor, who mentioned that her niece, Nancy Donovan, got divorced and was running around with a hotshot in New York City who pours scotch like a woman.