- Larry David: [explaining to his girlfriend's seven-year-old son, Greg, who Adolf Hitler was] He didn't - he didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.
- Greg: [gasps] I would kick his butt.
- Larry David: Would you!
- Greg: Yes.
- Larry David: Good for you.
- [pointing to the next room]
- Larry David: What's that - what are you watching in there?
- Greg: "Project Runway." Good show.
- Larry David: And what do you like about it?
- Greg: [very flamboyantly] The fashion! It's, like, the best show ever!
- Larry David: You like fashion?
- Greg: Yes. I do.
- Larry David: [processing this] Hmm.
- Greg: [pointing to a swastika Larry doodled] Ooh! What's that right there?
- Larry David: Oh, that's called a, uh, swastika.
- Greg: [illustrating with arm motions] I like how the lines just go straight and then up and then down and then straight and then up and then down. It's *beautiful.* My birthday's coming up in a week, so - can you get me one?
- Larry David: A swastika?
- Greg: Yeah.
- Larry David: I - I don't know, Greg, I'll have to think about that.
- Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
- Larry David: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
- Greg: [cheerfully] Get a life, Jews!
- Leon Black: If I go up there, I will KILL this motherfucker. Michael J. Fox bout ta be Michael J. Fucked Up in a minute!
- Susie Greene: [Greg has just given her a pillow sham with a swastika stitched on it] What the... What? Where did you learn about this symbol?
- Greg: Larry taught me how to make a swastika.
- [Larry shakes his head in horror]
- Greg: He wrote it on a piece of paper.
- Larry David: [nervously] Greg... No, I...
- Greg: He was drawing, like, this evil man who hated Jews. What was his name again, Larry?
- Larry David: [panicking] Hitler?
- Greg: [brightly] Hitler! Yeah, Hitler.
- Susie Greene: Larry taught you how to make this?
- Larry David: No, I was...
- Jennifer: [to Larry] You taught him how to make a swastika?
- Larry David: No, I was doodling...
- Susie Greene: [enraged] What the hell are you thinking?
- Larry David: [backs away, desperately trying to defend himself] I was doodling! I was just doodling!
- Susie Greene: On a PILLOW SHAM? You think this is an appropriate symbol to be petty-pointing on a pillow?
- [inadvertently walks right into the path of an approaching biker]
- Jeff Greene: SUSIE, LOOK OUT!
- [shoves the screaming Susie out of the way, and the biker accidentally crashes into Jeff. Greg screams]
- [Michael has given David a bottle of orange soda that he shook due to his Parkinson's; Larry opens the bottle and gets soaked as a result]
- Larry David: [as he gets soaked] Jesus Christ! What the hell? Did you shake that up on purpose?
- Michael J. Fox: [nonchalantly] Parkinson's.
- [in Michael J. Fox's apartment, Michael comes across Larry drawing a Hitler mustache on an issue of Business Week magazine with the former's father-in-law Stephen Pollan on the front cover]
- Michael J. Fox: What the fuck? Larry, what're you doing?
- Larry David: [startled] Oh, I was just drawing a Hitler mustache.
- Michael J. Fox: [takes the magazine from Larry] On my father-in-law! That's my father-in-law!
- Larry David: [in disbelief] That's your father-in-law?
- Michael J. Fox: Well, yeah! He's a businessman. He's on the cover of Business Week magazine.
- Larry David: You're kidding! What the hell is he doing on the cover of a magazine?
- Michael J. Fox: [shows Larry the damage he did to the magazine] Well, he's the Fuehrer now!
- Larry David: Oh, God. I'm so sorry. It's just that I like to see what people look like with Hitler mustaches.
- Michael J. Fox: [shows Larry the now destroyed magazine one final time] He looks like Hitler. Mystery solved. My father-in-law looks like Hitler. I gotta get rid of this because he's coming over here and if he sees this...
- [Michael walks to the kitchen in his apartment to throw the magazine away]
- Larry David: [interrupting] I'm sorry again.
- Michael J. Fox: [as he tosses the magazine in the trash] That's all right. Can I get you a soda or something, Larry?
- [Larry gets up off the sofa and heads to the kitchen; he sits down on a bar stool near the island]
- Larry David: Oh, sure. That'd be great. Y'know, I mean, the thing is Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody; and now, nobody could wear it.
- [Michael grabs a soda from the fridge and shakes it up before he gives it to Larry]
- Larry David: Oh, thanks.
- [Larry opens the bottle and gets sprayed with soda as a result of Michael shaking up the bottle; Michael goes to grab some paper towels to give to Larry]
- Larry David: Jesus Christ! What the hell?
- Michael J. Fox: [offers Larry some paper towels] Ya want-?
- Larry David: Did you shake that up on purpose?
- Michael J. Fox: [nonchalantly] Parkinson's.
- [Larry grabs the paper towels from Michael as he attempts to dry himself]