Community (TV Series)

Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking (2011)

Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir

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• Abed Nadir : Jeff, do you wanna see your dad?

  Jeff Winger : He's not coming.

  Abed Nadir : But, do you wanna see him?

  Jeff Winger : No!

  Abed Nadir : Abed: Then why aren't you leaving?

  Jeff Winger : Because I don't care and I'm not gonna let him think that I care.

  Abed Nadir : Your dad or Pierce?

  Jeff Winger : There is no dad, and get this thing out of my face! And don't you dare intercut this with footage of me freaking out!

  [cut to footage of Jeff freaking out] 

  Abed Nadir : Is there footage of you freaking out?

  Jeff Winger : Abed, I'm gonna kill you, and Pierce, and Britta, and anyone else who thinks I care about any of this!

• Shirley Bennett : Britta, you've got to forgive yourself. Look at me, I've forgiven all of you for the horrible things...

  [Britta snatches the CD from Shirley and walks quickly] 

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, for crying out loud Shirley, we're gonna listen to it.

  [Shirley chases after] 

  Shirley Bennett : I don't wanna listen to it. Britta, please. Britta. Britta, wait. Britta.

  [Britta loads the CD on player] 

  Shirley Bennett : [on recording]  I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me.

  Pierce Hawthorne : [on recording]  So how much do we all hate Shirley?

  Annie Edison : [on recording]  Pierce, knock it off.

  Jeff Winger : [on recording]  Hey, James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen.

  Abed Nadir : [on recording]  We can see the blinking light. Troy:

  Troy Barnes : [on recording]  Why do you keep trying to record us bad-mouthing each other?

  Jeff Winger : Because, he thinks friendship is a competition, and he's trying to get the upper hand.

  Pierce Hawthorne : You think Shirley's any different?

  Britta Perry , Annie Edison , Jeff Winger , Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : [on recording]  Yes.

  Jeff Winger : Moron.

  Shirley Bennett : Hello.

  Britta Perry : I guess we do owe you an apology. We shouldn't have said those things about you.

  Shirley Bennett : [cut to Shirley in a storage closet]  I guess the lesson here is that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon.

  Abed Nadir : [Abed enters]  What are you doing?

  Shirley Bennett : Oh, just shooting a talking head or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one?

  Abed Nadir : No, go ahead.

  [Abed exits] 

  Shirley Bennett : I think it stems from when I was...