The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
Brave New World (2010)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : Aren't you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.
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Damon Salvatore : Jeremy! So good to see you alive.
Jeremy Gilbert : Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?
Damon Salvatore : A hundred and fifty years too old.
[Takes some of Jeremy's popcorn]
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Tyler Lockwood : [Mason has just beaten him at arm wresting] Who wants to go next?
Damon Salvatore : Wait, Stefan wants to go.
Stefan Salvatore : [Looks at Damon] Yeah sure, I'll... er... give it a shot.
Damon Salvatore : [shouts] Get 'em, Stef!
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Stefan Salvatore : [about Caroline becoming a vampire] How did this happen?
Damon Salvatore : Well, I fed her blood, Katherine obviously killed her and A plus B equals...
Elena Gilbert : But why?
Damon Salvatore : Because Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut.
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Damon Salvatore : [about the Lockwoods] What is up with that family? If they're not vampires, what the hell are they?
Stefan Salvatore : Oh... urmmm... maybe they're... urmmm... Ninja Turtles.
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Damon Salvatore : [to Jeremy] Look, I don't do the 'Big Brother' thing very well, so I haven't got any milk and cookies to offer you.
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Damon Salvatore : [turns around, sees Caroline standing behind him] Oh, hey, Blondie. They let you out?
Caroline Forbes : I remember.
Damon Salvatore : What do you remember?
Caroline Forbes : [advancing slowly] I remember how you manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.
Damon Salvatore : You're crazy.
Caroline Forbes : Well, the memories have been coming back. In pieces.
Damon Salvatore : You can't remember. It's impossible. I mean, unless... you were... becoming a...
[realizes she's been turned]
Caroline Forbes : I've got a message from Katherine. She said 'Game On'.
Damon Salvatore : Wait...
[gets pushed by Caroline, falls back, sliding along hallway floor]
Caroline Forbes : [with utter disdain] You suck.
[walks away]
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Damon Salvatore : Wait. Wasn't there a school carnival the night you staked Vicki? Look at how the town repeats itself.
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Bonnie Bennett : I can't believe this is happening.
Damon Salvatore : [Appears holding a shovel] Come on, don't pout about it. Got a body to bury.
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Damon Salvatore : I like this. You... walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm going to explode. It's very suspenseful. Is Elena worried too? I bet I'm your every conversation.
Stefan Salvatore : Have you heard from Katherine?
Damon Salvatore : [ignoring the question] I think the Lockwood's have a family secret. 'Cause the Gilbert device effected them but vervain didn't, so they're not vampires, they're something else.
Stefan Salvatore : Is this your new obsession?
Damon Salvatore : Oh, you'd rather some unknown supernatural element running rampant in our town. Fine, I'll drop it.
Stefan Salvatore : We haven't seen the last of Katherine. You do know that, right? We have no idea what she's up to.
Damon Salvatore : Sure we do. She came back to press her undying eternal love for you. So I'll let you deal with her, 'cause I have more important things to do like... explode.
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Damon Salvatore : [pouring contents of blood transfusion bag into glass] Would you care for one?
Stefan Salvatore : No. Thank you. Not hungry. Just ate.
Damon Salvatore : [teasing] Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk?
Stefan Salvatore : I'm just happy that's a, uh... a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner.
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Stefan Salvatore : [Finds Damon watching Tyler have an arm wrestle with a guy] Aha, you're lurking.
Damon Salvatore : [Scoffs] I'm observing.
Stefan Salvatore : More like obsessing.
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Damon Salvatore : Your silence is deafening, Stefan.