Gossip Girl (TV Series)
It-Girl Happened One Night (2011)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : Waldorf. Where's the new Epperly?
Blair Waldorf : You're looking at her.
Dan Humphrey : Oh, God, what did you do to her?
Blair Waldorf : She's in a better place. She's in Bali doing downward dogs with some British wally named Prat. Or... prat named Wally. In any case, she quit.
Dan Humphrey : That's great. My only contact at Conde Nast has been replaced by a stapler stealer.
Blair Waldorf : And I will staple whatever's in your sweaty hands to your jeans if you don't leave this instant.
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Gossip Girl : Rubies are red, hydrangeas are blue... Chuck gave his heart away.
Dan Humphrey : [from vantage point shared with Blair] Wow, he's good.
Gossip Girl : But guess what, Blair? Not to you.
Blair Waldorf : Shut up, Humphrey!