- Special Agent G. Callen: So why do you steal a dead body?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Proof of death.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Satanic ritual.
- Marty Deeks: Cannibalism.
- [Everyone stares at Deeks]
- Marty Deeks: Just thinking outside the box.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: You need to get back in the box.
- Marty Deeks: I'm going for cryogenic suspension.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Ah.
- Marty Deeks: Mm-hmm. Frozen in a suspended state of animation and then thawed out when they have medical technology to bring me back.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Can we keep you in the office? Ooo. With a little viewing window like an aquarium. That would be so cool.
- Marty Deeks: You mock me now. Twenty years from now when I come back, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to marry your daughter.
- Marty Deeks, Special Agent Kensi Blye: Oh!
- Marty Deeks: That is awkward.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: That is creepy.
- Marty Deeks: I wanted to protect people, you know? I wanted to do something that really made a difference in people's lives.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: That's really nice, Deeks.
- Marty Deeks: That - and I know how girls like guys in uniform.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Overrated.
- Eric Beale: It's a secure hospital door that needs an iris scan. How easy do you want this to be?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: ...
- [to Callen]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: So you're thinking...
- Special Agent G. Callen: [Grabbing some rubber gloves] We know one way in.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I have to warn you - that you indulge in this sort of frivolity and brinkmanship and I win, I'm going to expect *these*
- [Hetty holds up some papers]
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: tomorrow.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Heh. Deal.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I also need to tell you that I've had *years* of practice.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You don't scare me - well, maybe a little.
- Eric Beale: Dead men don't walk.
- Nell Jones: Not unless it's Halloween.
- Eric Beale: Maybe someone should tell Yusef Afzal it's not Halloween.
- Marty Deeks: Well, you'd think somebody would do our National Security a favor, leave some of these bags behind.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Flip for it?
- Special Agent G. Callen: I was the one reaching for Yusef's head.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Head is looking pretty good right now.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Don't blow us up.
- Special Agent G. Callen: There's still a lot of loose ends. We don't know where the missing cannister is.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It'll turn up.
- Special Agent G. Callen: That's what I'm afraid of.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: That, Mr. Callen, is tomorrow's work. Go get some rest.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: [about to race up a wall] On the count of three. One...
- Special Agent G. Callen: Whoa. Wait, you haven't even stretched out.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Two.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You haven't even warmed up.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: THREE!
- [Hetty charges off. Callen runs for the wall. Screen goes black]
- Special Agent G. Callen: Damn it!
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I told you I was good.
- Hector Cage: You are *dangerously* underestimating the terrorist threat level. Privacy is history. International flights gone - 5 years max. 3 years out, we are all going to be tagged and monitored. And every inch of every border is going to have a guy with a gun pointing out.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: What a hopeful vision for the future.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: So basically somebody hijacked the world's most powerful tracking technology.
- Commander Rearden: Basically - yes.