Futurama (TV Series)
The Duh-Vinci Code (2010)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg
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Quotes
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : My God! This is the greatest mystery in history. We must go to Rome and exhume the body of Saint James.
Hermes Conrad : Didn't we used to be a delivery company?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : To the ship!
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : My God! DaVinci's Vitruvian Man!
Philip J. Fry : It's truly a masterpiece. Note how the perspective lines draw the eye right to his dong.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer!
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Morbo : Silence, puny audience, and welcome to Who Dares To Be A Millionaire! Tremble at Morbo's mighty likeability, as I chitchat with our first contestant, Philip J. Fry!
[Fry is lowered on a chair; a sign reads "APPLAUD or be destroyed"]
Bender : Give 'em hell, Morbo!
Morbo : Prepare to exchange pleasantries! So, what do you do for a living?
Philip J. Fry : Uh... Let's see... Can I phone a friend?
Morbo : Chitchat achieved!
[Dramatic music plays]
Morbo : Are you ready to play!
Philip J. Fry : I didn't come to play, I came to win. Now let's play.
Morbo : For one dollar, which of these tools would you use to hammer a nail? Is it A: a hammer; B: another nail; C...
Philip J. Fry : B: Another nail! Final answer!
[Fry is lifted away]
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : He may have hidden a clue in one of his artworks. Ergo, I sent Bender to bring a copy of The Last Supper.
Bender : I'm back! Everyone at Kinko's was an idiot, so I brought the original.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Okay, everyone into the fountain.
Bender : Are you senile? There's no way I'm getting in there.
Philip J. Fry : Hey, look. There's coins.
[Bender dives in]
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Leonardo da Vinci : Would you like to attend the lecture too, Fry?
Philip J. Fry : Nah, it would just go in one ear and out some other hole.
Leonardo da Vinci : Have a seat.
Philip J. Fry : Now that I can do.
[Tries to sit on bench, but falls on floor]
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Amy Wong : Spleech, Professor. Don't have a splenurism. Fry's your distant relative.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Not distant enough! I'll be a monkey's uncle before I'm this monkey's uncle.
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Philip J. Fry : It's an honor meeting you, Leonardo. And may I say, you were great in Titanic. The Beach... eh.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That's Leonardo DiCaprio, you blockhead!
[Punches Fry in the stomach, recoils in pain]
Philip J. Fry : I guess eating rocks was not as dumb as you thought.
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Leonardo da Vinci : I have a confession to make. In this planet, I am an idiot.
Philip J. Fry : You? Who would call you an idiot?
Biff : Duh, I'm Leonardo. I don't know the mass of the Higgs boson.
Biff's Girlfriend : I have to use a pencil because I don't know how to use rendering software.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Stop! I want in on this!
Philip J. Fry : Professor, are you crazy?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I'm tired of being called an idiot, just because everyone is smarter than me. I say kill them all! Starting with the math teacher!
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Philip J. Fry : Hey I'm beginning to think you guys don't think I'm very smart
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You can barely remember your own name, "Einstein"!
Philip J. Fry : Einstein is a hard name to remember!
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Philip J. Fry : Indeed so. Most indeededly!
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I'm sorry I insulted your intellect. Your tiny, tiny intellect. Oops, there I go again, you dope.
Philip J. Fry : Thanks. I may not be smart, but I have a good heart. That's what my mom always said.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : She was a wise woman.
Philip J. Fry : Also, she said I wasn't much to look at.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : A wise woman indeed.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Oh my! It's Divici's fabled lost invention! Even the scholars who wrote of this device had no idea what it was for. And now, at last, neither do I!
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Zoidberg : Jesus Christ! And his 12 apostles.