- Billy West: Sorry mister, but I'm no Bender. I'm just a simple farmer. Name's Billy West.
- Philip J. Fry: [laughs] "Billy West". What a stupid, phony, made up name.
- Clamps: Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick.
- Dr. Zoidberg: My name isn't "Slick". It's Zoidberg. John fucking Zoidberg!
- [last lines]
- Pizza Deliveryboy: Pizza's here.
- Bender: Woo! I'll just cut that...
- Dr. Zoidberg: You do, and I'll
- [bleep]
- Dr. Zoidberg: gut you like a fish.
- [noisily cuts pizza with his claws]
- [first lines]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Who likes good news?
- [everyone raises their hand]
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Everyone? Then, good news everyone! Our next delivery isn't to some dangerous outer space planet. It's to earth.
- Philip J. Fry: Earth is dangerous. I fell off my chair there once.
- [falls off chair]
- Philip J. Fry: Ow! Quit it, earth!