Smallville (TV Series)
Homecoming (2010)
Chilton Crane: Guidance Counselor
Quotes
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Guidance Counselor : Well, look who it is. Clark Kent. Have I got something for you. A hug!
Clark Kent : [feeling akward as she hugs him tightly] Um, thanks.
Guidance Counselor : [letting him go] Oh, now, don't leave early. We've got a special treat for you.
Lois Lane : A couple more hugs and maybe you'll have the bah humbugs squeezed out of you.
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Guidance Counselor : I've wasted a decade picking up the pieces from meteor mutant students. "How do I get into college with a criminal record?" You can't, freak. You see, I have spent years hearing their stories. And... and no... no matter how crazy they are, they always mention one person. You.
[picking up a clay doll of Clark]
Guidance Counselor : Clark Kent. So nice of you to come back to the reunion, save me a trip.
[picking up a letter opener]
Guidance Counselor : Looks like your bill is up, and it is time for you to pay.