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Quotes
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Santana Lopez : Hey Britt-Britt. So listen. How about you and I pop in some Sweet Valley High this evening and get our cuddle on?
Brittany Pierce : Look. I'd really like to get my sweet lady kisses on, but I haven't been feeling very sexy lately.
[whispers]
Brittany Pierce : I think I have a bun in the oven. Please don't tell anyone, okay? Especially Artie.
Santana Lopez : Yea, sure, your secret is safe with...
[cuts self off]
Santana Lopez : Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : It was only a matter of time.
Lauren Zizes : For what?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Brittany to get pregnant.
Lauren Zizes : Congratulations!
Artie Abrams : For what?
Lauren Zizes : Oh, you didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're gonna be a baby daddy!
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Will Schuester : Artie, you okay?
Artie Abrams : My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby? How could you not tell me about this?
Will Schuester : Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?
Brittany Pierce : Definitely. I am so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when it dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Umm. Babies don't get dropped off.
Will Schuester : Wait. Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.
Brittany Pierce : I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.
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Holly Holliday : Sex is like hugging; only wetter.
Artie Abrams : Yeah, it is.