- Jules Cobb: [Angry] You based all of my treatment on your dog?
- Glenn: Ajam.
- [Jules is stressed]
- Glenn: Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just
- [whistles]
- Glenn: calm.
- Jules Cobb: It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.
- Glenn: [Pointing at Jules, slightly angry] Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.
- Jules Cobb: [Slighty intimidated] I don't like your steering voice.
- Glenn: All I ever do was used my personal experience
- [starts coughing because of the sage]
- Glenn: to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle
- [keeps coughing]
- Glenn: of truth.
- Jules Cobb: Is it, Glenn?
- Glenn: What?
- Jules Cobb: Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?
- Glenn: Yes, I did.
- Jules Cobb: What did it say?
- Glenn: It said: Suck it!
- [Jules nods, having proved her point]
- Glenn: I'm not perfect, Jules.
- Jules Cobb: [Ironic] Really?
- Glenn: That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.
- Jules Cobb: Those aren't the same!
- Glenn: Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.
- Jules Cobb: YOU are firing ME?
- Glenn: Here's your information.
- Jules Cobb: Are you serious?
- Glenn: Yeah.
- Jules Cobb: You are a nutjob!
- Glenn: Yeaaaaah.
- Jules Cobb: You take your dog to communion!
- Glenn: [Angry and obviously crazy] Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.