Cougar Town (TV Series)

All Mixed Up (2010)

Jennifer Aniston: Glenn

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• Jules Cobb : [Angry]  You based all of my treatment on your dog?

  Glenn : Ajam.

  [Jules is stressed] 

  Glenn : Ok, I'm just gonna light a little sage in here 'cause, you know? It's very calming so let's all just

  [whistles] 

  Glenn : calm.

  Jules Cobb : It's just... I can't believe you lied to me.

  Glenn : [Pointing at Jules, slightly angry]  Hey, hey, hey, Jules! And yes, this is my steering voice.

  Jules Cobb : [Slighty intimidated]  I don't like your steering voice.

  Glenn : All I ever do was used my personal experience

  [starts coughing because of the sage] 

  Glenn : to help you. All right? I've never lied on this office. Ever. This is a sacred circle

  [keeps coughing] 

  Glenn : of truth.

  Jules Cobb : Is it, Glenn?

  Glenn : What?

  Jules Cobb : Tell me. After we left, did you leave a note on that car?

  Glenn : Yes, I did.

  Jules Cobb : What did it say?

  Glenn : It said: Suck it!

  [Jules nods, having proved her point] 

  Glenn : I'm not perfect, Jules.

  Jules Cobb : [Ironic]  Really?

  Glenn : That's how we connect. We are kindred spirits. Last time you said that you felt guilty because you hang up on your dad. Last Christimas, I set my car on fire so my mother would think I was dead.

  Jules Cobb : Those aren't the same!

  Glenn : Bah, they're so close. But you know what? I'm done playing with your judgement games. I'm not gonna play. You're gonna have to find another therapist.

  Jules Cobb : YOU are firing ME?

  Glenn : Here's your information.

  Jules Cobb : Are you serious?

  Glenn : Yeah.

  Jules Cobb : You are a nutjob!

  Glenn : Yeaaaaah.

  Jules Cobb : You take your dog to communion!

  Glenn : [Angry and obviously crazy]  Hey, that was not my choice. That was Gabriel's choice. I was totally against that, Jules.