- Brick Heck: Wait. You lied, but your hair didn't fall out. Is that a lie, too?
- Axl Heck: Join the club. She once told me kids who talk during "Wheel of Fortune" go blind.
- Axl Heck: Yeah. Yeah, let's hit the drive-thru. I want a hamburger and, uh, those things.
- Sean Donahue: French fries!
- Axl Heck: No, but we should get those, too.