Supernatural (TV Series)
Clap Your Hands If You Believe (2010)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [into a phone while running from a light] Holy sh...! UFO! UFO!
Sam Winchester : [into his phone] Whoa, dude, stop yelling. You're breaking up. I didn't catch that last part.
Dean Winchester : Close encounter! Close encounter!
Sam Winchester : Close encounter? What kind? First, second?
Dean Winchester : They're after me!
Sam Winchester : Third kind already? You better run, man. I think the fourth kind's a butt thing.
Dean Winchester : Empathy, Sam! Empathy!
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Sam Winchester : Talk to me. What happened?
Dean Winchester : Well, uh... There was this, uh... God help me, Sam, there was this bright white light.
Sam Winchester : It's okay. Safe room.
Dean Winchester : And then - and suddenly, I was, uh... I w- I was in a different place. And there were these beings. And they - they were - they were too bright to look at. But I-I could feel them pulling me toward this sort of... table.
Sam Winchester : Probing table!
Dean Winchester : God, don't say that out loud!
Sam Winchester : Right. Uh, so what did you do?
Dean Winchester : I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won.
Sam Winchester : You should take a shower.
Dean Winchester : I *should* take a shower. I gonna - I gonna take a shower now.
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Dean Winchester : Why are the fairies abducting people?
Marion : Hmmm... There is much theory and little fact. We know they only take first-born sons... like Rumpelstiltskin did. Personally, *I* think they're taken to Avalon to service Oberon, King of the Fairy.
Sam Winchester : Dean? Did... you *service* Oberon, King of the Fairies?
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Dean Winchester : [getting arrested] Fight the Fairies!
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Dean Winchester : [looks at Fairy] Nipples?
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Dean Winchester : God is it on me? I feel like I got the crazy on me!
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Dean Winchester : Ok. Alright. But until we get you back on the soul train, I'll be your conscious. Ok?
Sam Winchester : So your saying... you'll be my... Jiminy Cricket.
Dean Winchester : [pause] Shut up. But yeah, you freaking puppet. That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Dean Winchester : [Awkwardly initiating small talk in Marion's home] I gotta say, I love the feel. Uh, it's uh... it's...
Sam Winchester : Like Sedona Arizona crapped in here.
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Sparrow Jennings : What were they like?
Dean Winchester : They were grabby incandescent douche bags.
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Dean Winchester : Do not engage with, maim, or in any way kill Brennan. In fact I don't want you making any judgement calls whatsoever. If anything comes us, call me.
Sam Winchester : You know Jiminey I was on my own for a whole year. I did fine without you.
Dean Winchester : Yea, i dont wanna know your definition of fine.
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Sam Winchester : What the hell was it?
Dean Winchester : It was a--- A little naked lady, okay?
Sam Winchester : It was- A what?
Dean Winchester : It was a little, glowing... hot... naked lady. With nipples. And she hit me.
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Dean Winchester : So on top of all the demons and the angels... and ghosts, and the skinwalkers, it turns out that there's---
[sighs]
Dean Winchester : So if aliens are actually real, what's next, huh? Hobbits?
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Sam Winchester : Say you got a soul and you're on a case, your brother gets abducted by aliens.
Dean Winchester : Then you do everything to get him back!
Sam Winchester : Right. You do.
[Continues]
Sam Winchester : But what about when there are no more leads for the night? I mean, are you supposed to just sit there in the dark and suffer; even when there's nothing that can be done?
Dean Winchester : *Yes*!
Sam Winchester : What?
Dean Winchester : Yes. You sit in the dark and you feel the loss.
Sam Winchester : Absolutely. But couldn't I just do all that... *and* have sex with the hippie chick?
Dean Winchester : No.
Sam Winchester : It would be in the dark.