- Dean Winchester: Why did you unsink the ship?
- Balthazar: Oh, because, I *hated* the movie.
- Dean Winchester: What movie?
- Balthazar: Exactly!
- Sam Winchester: Wait, so you saved a cruise-liner because...?
- Balthazar: Because, that god-awful Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself!
- Balthazar: Sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you.
- Dean Winchester: Accidents just don't happen... accidentally...
- [At Sam's quizzical look]
- Dean Winchester: You know what I mean.
- Dean Winchester: Who's Celine Dion?
- Balthazar: She's a destitute lounge singer in Quebec... and let's keep it that way!
- Sam Winchester: I just had the weirdest dream.
- Dean Winchester: Twenty bucks says mine was weirder. I'm not kidding.
- Sam Winchester: No, no. I'm not kidding either. I mean, it was just bizarre.
- Dean Winchester: Mine had the actual Titanic in it.
- [Sam gives him a stare]
- Dean Winchester: What? There something on my face?
- Sam Winchester: Did it, uh, not sink? Because Balthazar...
- Dean Winchester: Had a hate-on for Billy Zane? Why are you having my dreams, dude?
- Sam Winchester: So you just, what, unsunk a giant boat?
- Balthazar: Oh, come on, I saved people. I thought you loved that kind of thing.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, but now those people and their kids and their kids' kids... They must have interacted with so many other people changed so much crap. You totally Butterfly Effect-ed history.
- Dean Winchester: Dude, dude. Rule one: No Kutcher references.
- Balthazar: Yes, unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher. And you still averted an apocalypse and there are still archangels.
- Bobby Singer: You know when I knew Rufus was done for? The day I met him. The only question was, who first - him or me? Now, you want to stand there and therapise, or you want to get me some coffee?
- [Sam & Dean exchange a look]
- Bobby Singer: Make it Irish.
- Dean Winchester: What'd she look like?
- Sam Winchester: Kinda like a librarian.
- Dean Winchester: Your kind of librarian, or my kind of librarian?
- Sam Winchester: Well, she was wearing clothes, if that's what you mean.
- Sam Winchester: Why would a handyman have gold just lying around in his garage?
- Dean Winchester: I don't know. There is definitely a skeleton in this family's closet. I mean, accidents don't just happen accidentally... You know what I mean.
- Dean Winchester: So... wait, did--did Balthazar really, uh... unravel a sweater over a chick flick?
- Castiel: [Sheepish] Yes. Absolutely, that's what he did.
- Dean Winchester: Wow, well, might be time to take away his cable privileges. Besides, Titanic didn't suck that bad.
- [Sam gives him look]
- Dean Winchester: Winslet's rack.
- [Castiel disappears]
- Dean Winchester: Well, I'll tell you one thing about Cas, he does not appreciate the finer things.
- Sam Winchester: Ship almost hit an iceberg.
- Dean Winchester: Almost? So?
- Sam Winchester: So, uh, looks like the first mate spotted it just in time.
- Dean Winchester: Good for him. There anything else?
- Sam Winchester: Wait a second... Uh, this first mate. Mr I.P. Freeley.
- Dean Winchester: Well, that's not suspicious.
- Balthazar: Let's agree I did a good thing. One less Billy Zane movie and I saved two of your closest friends.
- Dean Winchester: [Asking about his family] Was anyone ever killed or maimed in a war? Or, you know, some other violent thing?
- Shawn Russo: What do you mean?
- Dean Winchester: Like something so dark that it would sully future generations.
- Shawn Russo: Uh, no.
- Dean Winchester: Good. Good stuff. Anyone own a slave?
- Shawn Russo: What?
- Dean Winchester: Routine question. Any ties to the Nazi Party?
- Shawn Russo: Excuse me?
- Dean Winchester: Did Grandma ever piss off a gypsy?
- Dean Winchester: Your life is in danger.
- Shawn Russo: What? What is that, a threat? Are you threatening me?
- Dean Winchester: No, no, no. No, no. I'm not threatening you. I'm just simply saying that if you don't watch your back, you're gonna die.
- Bobby Singer: You two just going to stand there like the ugly girl at the prom, or you gonna pitch in? This so-called Eve mother, whatever, ain't gonna gank herself.