- Carl Montclaire: Good morning. Welcome to class. I'm Mr. Becker, uh, your substitute teacher.
- [clears his throat to make his voice darker]
- Carl Montclaire: Uh, substitute teacher. The beard probably tipped you off. And the 'Mr' part.
- Carl Montclaire: [as Mr. Becker to himself] You sort of remind me of myself... before I had this beard.
- Jane Casey: So, fellas, did he change his mind?
- Carl Montclaire: We changed a lot of things, but his mind was not one of them.
- Carl Montclaire: No angel hocus pocus, all right?
- Porter Jackson: Why not? You wanna be a hero, right? Here is your chance.
- Carl Montclaire: I know, but I wanna do it without your help. Because from my experience, your help is anything but. And by anything but, I mean a big pain in the... butt, but that butt's with two t's. I'm saying probably too much already.