Wingin' It (TV Series)

One Flu Over the Talent Show (2010)

Dylan Everett: Carl Montclaire

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Quotes 

• Carl Montclaire : Good morning. Welcome to class. I'm Mr. Becker, uh, your substitute teacher.

  [clears his throat to make his voice darker] 

  Carl Montclaire : Uh, substitute teacher. The beard probably tipped you off. And the 'Mr' part.

• Carl Montclaire : This is where we separate the boys from the... boys with beards.

• Carl Montclaire : [as Mr. Becker to himself]  You sort of remind me of myself... before I had this beard.

• Jane Casey : So, fellas, did he change his mind?

  Carl Montclaire : We changed a lot of things, but his mind was not one of them.

• Carl Montclaire : [after Porter sneezes]  Bless you. Huh, I just blessed you. That's funny.

• Carl Montclaire : No angel hocus pocus, all right?

  Porter Jackson : Why not? You wanna be a hero, right? Here is your chance.

  Carl Montclaire : I know, but I wanna do it without your help. Because from my experience, your help is anything but. And by anything but, I mean a big pain in the... butt, but that butt's with two t's. I'm saying probably too much already.