Wingin' It (TV Series)

Dramarama (2010)

Dylan Everett: Carl Montclaire

Quotes 

• Carl Montclaire : I can't compete with an angel.

  Porter Jackson : You can when it comes to acting. What about your great impression of Alex?

  [later, in the classroom] 

  Carl Montclaire : Okay, let's see if you can get who this is: "Hey, does this look infected?"

  [Porter, Jane and Alex laughs] 

  Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : Good Porter impression! By the way, does this look infected?

• Porter Jackson : Hey, break a leg.

  Carl Montclaire : What is that, angel comedy?

• Carl Montclaire : Brittany's not in the play anymore?

  [Jane shakes her head] 

  Carl Montclaire : Oh, man, I don't get to kiss her!

  [Jane narrows her eyes] 

  Carl Montclaire : And... there's the rest of the play too...

• Jane Casey : See, Carl? The kiss was fine.

  Carl Montclaire : Yeah, it was totally fine. It was like kissing, kissing, kissing... pizza.

• Carl Montclaire : Congratulations, Jane, your play was a huge hit.

  Jane Casey : I couldn't have done it without you. Thanks, Carl.

  [they hug. She leaves, while Carl looks thoughtful] 

• Carl Montclaire : [in the play]  I won't let this heat wave beat me! My deliveries are down and I got a truck loaded with curdled milk. And it's gone sour. Just like me, just like us. And you know what I'm gonna do with that curdled milk? I'm gonna make cheese! I'll make mozzarella and cheddar! And gouda and Swiss! I'll even make camembert.

  Jane Casey : What about Havarti?

  Carl Montclaire : I'll even make Havarti. For anyone who'll have it!

  Jane Casey : Oh, Oliver! You're free! You're the milkman I fell in love with.

  Carl Montclaire : And I'm not sour anymore.

  [they kiss, and breaks it up a few seconds later] 

  Carl Montclaire : Woah.

  Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez : [comes in]  FISH!