- Don Draper: That's how this works. I pay you for ideas.
- Peggy Olson: You never say "thank you"!
- Don Draper: That's what the money is for!
- Miss Blankenship: [regarding the upcoming Cassius Clay/Sonny Liston boxing match] If I wanted to see two Negroes fight, I'd throw a dollar bill out my window.
- Peggy Olson: [Looking at a painting in the diner] Why is there a dog in the Parthenon?
- Don Draper: That is a roach. Let's go someplace darker.
- Peggy Olson: [Presenting an idea to Don] We thought that Samsonite is this very rare element, this mythical substance, the hardest on earth, and we see an adventurer leaping through a cave.
- Don Draper: Is this a substance much like bullshit?
- Don Draper: I gave you more responsibility and you didn't do anything.
- Peggy Olson: That you like. We did work, a lot.
- Don Draper: I don't care if you work ten seconds if you bring me something I like. We're gonna do this right now.
- [Peggy sighs]
- Don Draper: Oh, I know you have plans. You were gonna call me from a bar with an idea? You think elves do this?
- Peggy Olson: I thought we were doing this at 9. It's 11:15.
- Don Draper: I'm late, but you're not. Good work so far.