- Don Draper: Call the Pen and Pencil, see if someone found my award.
- Miss Blankenship: What's the category?
- Don Draper: Best actress.
- Don Draper: Peggy! Take Danny over to Joan, he's starting next Monday.
- Peggy Olson: Are you kidding?
- Danny Siegel: You will not be sorry.
- Don Draper: Go away.
- Peggy Olson: [Regarding Danny Siegel] What's his connection to Roger?
- Don Draper: Besides being delusional? He's Jane Siegel's cousin.
- Peggy Olson: It's a relief to see someone worse than me and really know it.
- Roger Sterling: My mother always said, "Be careful what you wish for because you'll get it. And then people get jealous and try and take it away from you."
- Peggy Olson: [to Stan, who is browsing a Playboy magazine] Are you gonna work or just stare at pictures of women who can't stare back?
- Don Draper: [In a flashback from the second time they met] I'm sorry, it's just... I've left some messages for you.
- Roger Sterling: And I've ignored them, that's my message for you.
- Roger Sterling: I got to get out of here before they open for lunch. This is embarrassing.
- Don Draper: I'll buy you lunch.
- Roger Sterling: I'm stuffed. I had a jar of olives.
- Don Draper: You got anything on Vicks?
- Peggy Olson: Actually, it's Vick Chemical.
- Don Draper: Answer the question.
- Peggy Olson: We're very behind. Your new art director has been waiting for synchronicity, which involves me coming up with a bunch of ideas, chasing him down and having him draw all over them, and lose them.
- Don Draper: He's your new art director too, and you have a deadline. And don't think you can spend Monday hiding behind corners and trying not to make eye contact. I will find you.