- Walter White: [on recording] You think this will get me to move out? You can screw Ted, you can screw the butcher, the mailman, whoever you want. Screw 'em all! I'm not going anywhere.
- Skyler White: [on recording] Suit yourself.
- Saul Goodman: Is this a good or a bad thing?
- [Mike gestures for him to listen]
- Walter White: [on recording] Suit myself. You want me to suit myself? I'll suit myself to his FACE!
- Saul Goodman: It's a bad thing.
- Walter White: Walter:
- [sarcastically]
- Walter White: Great line of work, by the way. Real upstanding field.
- Mike: Mike: Yeah, well, I enjoy it.
- [Saul and Mike listen to a recording of Walter and Skyler in his office]
- Walter White: [over recording] Ted Beneke? You cannot be serious. That guy is a joke.
- Skyler White: You know what? You called my bluff.
- Walter White: I called your... What does that even mean?
- Skyler White: You dared me to tell the police and I couldn't do it, so you win. If you want to stay in this house, fine, but we are not married anymore.
- Walter White: God, I told you that I was done cooking meth, Skyler. I promised you that.
- Skyler White: So what?
- Walter White: At least I didn't run off to go... Jesus! I mean, everything that I did, I did for this family.
- Skyler White: Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.
- Walter White: Oh, what is that supposed to mean?
- Skyler White: You don't like it, then leave! And take your drug money with you.
- Walter White: Oh, that's what you want...
- [loud whirring noise cuts him off]
- Saul Goodman: Jesus.
- Mike: Garbage disposal.
- Walter White: This is very shoddy work, Pinkman. I'm actually embarrassed for you.
- Jesse Pinkman: What? No way. I gave out samples and everyone said it was the bomb.
- Walter White: [laughs sarcastically] Oh, they said it was the bomb? And who were they, I wonder? Huh? A bunch of meth-heads?
- Jesse Pinkman: Yeah. They should know, right?
- Walter White: Yeah, well, sorry. I can't help you.
- Jesse Pinkman: Fine, ass-wad. You know what? I'll contact the guy myself.
- Walter White: Oh, yeah? Well good luck, because my guy is a pro, and he doesn't deal with junkies!
- Jesse Pinkman: Hey, you know what? Eat me!
- Walter White: Any time, loser!