The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wheaton Recurrence (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Could we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, how about this for a topic: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? Assuming giant douches are possible.
Sheldon Cooper : Of course they are. Leonard's being one.
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Howard Wolowitz : What did you do, Romeo? Did you pour maple syrup all over your body and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
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Raj Koothrappali : Ah, the premature "I love you."
Howard Wolowitz : I guessed premature. Does that count?
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Sheldon Cooper : Be the ball, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Leave me alone, Sheldon.
[trying for a 7-10 split, Howard misses the pins]
Sheldon Cooper : You weren't the ball.
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Howard Wolowitz : I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes.
Sheldon Cooper : These are my own bowling shoes.
Howard Wolowitz : Then what's with the disinfectant?
Sheldon Cooper : I know where my feet have been.