- Jack tries to save his career by getting tight with NBC's new owners, Liz cannot escape running into her "future husband" everywhere she goes, and Tracy "comes clean" about remaining faithful to his wife all these years.
- Liz Lemon questions her fate when she keeps running into Wesley. Meanwhile, Tracy Jordan is distressed about his reputation when his kids' former nanny writes a tell-all book, and Jack Donaghy seeks to secure his own position in the new company.—NBC Publicity
- Open with Jack leading a town hall-style meeting to introduce the NBC folks to their new owners from Philly-based Kabletown. Initially it turns into Jack and Liz arguing back and forth whether Philadelphia or Boston is the better city. Jack then refers to Don Geiss' upcoming memorial service. Jenna then dedicates a song to their fallen leader, "Dan Goose."
Liz continues to have bad dates with Wesley and cannot seem to stop running into him.
Tracy's old nanny is writing a tell-all book about him. He's panicking because she's going to reveal his biggest secret, that's he's been faithful to his wife Angie. His being a womanizer is the basis of his celebrity and Angie is furious this info might get out.
Liz and Wesley bump into each buying tickets for "Hot Tub Time Machine." They argue over the plot and the snacks they ate. Still curious how they ended up in each other's cell phones as "Future Husband" and "Future Wife," they decide to see whether a return to the dentist's waiting room might tell them what the connection was.
Jack is studying Kabletown to see where he might be able to help the company. He's having trouble learning about the new owners and is going to meet with a former GE employee who moved over to Kabletown.
Liz and Wesley ask Dr. Kaplan to give them anesthesia so they can film themselves in the recovery room and find out what their connection might have been. The doctor shows them the recovery room and they see that basically everyone bonds while the anesthesia wears off. Liz and Wesley delete one another from their phones.
Tracy's fidelity has been revealed. Frank feels like he's lost a hero. Tracy even held a press conference to announce he was leaving show business to spend more time with his stripper but nobody believes the story. He's starting to lose sponsorships.
Jack meets with the former GE guy. He tells them there is nothing for Jack to do, as 91 percent of the company's profit comes from pay-per-view porn. All Jack needs to do is look pretty standing behind the CEO. Kabletown bought NBC because it counted as a charitable donation. Jack is bothered by the fact he has nothing to do.
Liz runs into Wesley yet again after her cab gets rear-ended. She tries to run away but he suggests perhaps the fates are telling them they are each other's "setting soul mates" and should get married. This bothers Liz because she believes in romantic love. She takes off.
Liz tells Jack about Wesley and settling. Jack says maybe she should settle, since he's settling for a do-nothing role with Kabletown.
Women have come forward to say they didn't have sex with Tracy and voicemails with him telling Angie he loves him are being released. Jenna suggests she finds a "skank" and try to sleep with them. Tracy goes right to Liz' office and tries to seduce her. Liz isn't into it, but Tracy still stops himself, saying he loves Angie too much. He thinks his career is finished if he can't have an affair. She thinks he should be grateful he has a happy marriage.
During Don Geiss' memorial service (where he has been frozen on a slab, Han Solo-style) Jack begins to speak about the lessons he learned from his mentor. He realizes during the eulogy that there might be something for him to do with Kabletown and runs out of the church.
Jack tells Kabletown's senior vice president's that they should come up with porn for women. They will make their own content catering to women's love for having someone listen to them. The executive love the idea and give him a standing ovation.
Liz meets Wesley to tell him she doesn't want to settle. After learning his full name is Wesley Snipes, Liz leaves him standing on the street. He tells her that she'll see him again in May, "for sweeps."
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