- RuPaul - Host: [to the bottom two contestants] This is your final chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination. The time has come for you to lip sync for your life. Good luck and don't fuck it up.
- RuPaul - Host: [after the elimination] Remember: if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else. Can I get an amen in here?
- RuPaul - Host: Ladies, do you promise to have charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 'til death do you part?
- Merle Ginsberg - Judge: I'm having kind of an organza orgasm over this dress.
- RuPaul - Host: Oh, really? Ooo!
- Merle Ginsberg - Judge: I love organza.
- RuPaul - Host: Can we get a napkin over here?
- Merle Ginsberg - Judge: It's kind of like this fluffy, girly, flirty dress but she's still packin' a wallop somewhere.
- David Petruschin - Raven: It's under the skirt.