- James Woods: You guys aren't gonna fucking believe this! Call a tow truck, I just banged into some homo's Prius...
- James Woods: Do you guys have a studio lawyer or something? Because, you know, I fucked that chick and I think she's well under 18 years old.
- Stewie Griffin: You know, Rupert, I miss the earth so much. I miss my wife. It's lonely out is space.
- James Woods: Hey guys. The chimp just ripped the other girl's boob off. Please tell me you got that on camera.