- Dewey Crowe: You might strike out the shepherd, but us sheep, we won't never get struck out... or scattered.
- Raylan Givens: [incredulously] Or words to that effect.
- Tim Gutterson: No admission, huh? Did you try flirting?
- Raylan Givens: He was immune to my charms.
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Said "heroes only".
- Tim Gutterson: Oh, ok. You show them your ass wound?
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: Well, I didn't think it was that kind of evening.
- Tim Gutterson: Evening soldier. Uh, I didn't bring my cape. I'm guessing this will suffice.
- [shows military ID]
- Boyd Crowder: Raylan, with all of this man power, are you looking for Osama Bin Laden? I'm fairly certain he's not here.
- Raylan Givens: Sometimes, we have to make deals with lowlifes because we have our sights set on life forms even somehow lower on the ladder of lowlife than they.
- Boyd Crowder: Could you ask your friends to be a little more gentle with our belongings?
- Raylan Givens: Well, I could, but they're looking for a witness to murder, so I don't think they'll listen.
- Ava Crowder: I'm a big girl, Raylan. I've been taking care of myself long before you rode into town on your white horse.
- Raylan Givens: I need to convince her to get out of Kentucky.
- Winona Hawkins: And you think dumping her, handcuffed, at you ex-wife's house is going to do the trick?
- Bo Crowder: Where's my money?
- Arlo Givens: There is no money. People stopped paying.
- Bo Crowder: You invited me over to tell me this?
- Arlo Givens: No, Bo. I invited you over here to tell you have to do something about your son, Boyd. He's gone clear off the deep end!
- Bo Crowder: Well, shit at least he didn't join the other team become a goddamn marshal for Christ sakes!
- Arlo Givens: At least Raylan doesn't run around preaching Jesus and blowing up meth labs!
- Bo Crowder: I've got control over my boy, can you say the same thing about yours? He comes to town to ruin the likes of you and me!
- Arlo Givens: [Interrupting] Only reason my son come to Harlan is because of your son!
- Chief Deputy Art Mullen: You got snails?... I mean, I've tried everything. I even tried crushin' 'em and stringin' 'em on a line as a lesson to the other snails, but they don't seem to care.