- Varun Chetty: The love of my life abandoned us when my son here was just a baby girl, and now we've just jumped over the border fence to try and rescue her from a rehab clinic a few kilometers that way.
- Ollie: I always thought you got your looks from your Papi but dzamn Mamacita! Cómo estás! Cómo etsás!
- Monica Storm: You know I wasn't around for the hard life stuff and now I've rocked up just before your 15 minutes of fame.
- River Storm: Dad, throwing on a high-pitched voice and a scarf for laughs is not drag.
- Varun Chetty: Nonsense! People said I would have been a very pretty girl.