- Man: [watching him work off adrenaline] Joe's a maniac, but he's still the best I ever saw with a jump-rope.
- Bionic-1: [arriving to destroy the bombs thrown down while they were unconscious] Can't you kids stay out of trouble?
- Helen Bennett: Are you expecting trouble, Professor?
- Prof. Amadeus Sharp: [looking at a crossword puzzle] Let me put it this way: what's a six-letter word for a slimy evil criminal?
- Jack Bennett: Scarab.
- Dr. Scarab: Well, I don't understand how this could've happened. It boggles the mind. You morons actually did something right for once.
- Dr. Scarab: Uh, how would you like to become a member of my organization?
- Joe Kapoola: I don't need you. I work alone!
- Dr. Scarab: What makes you think that was a multiple-choice question?