- Frank Rossitano: OK, so I smoke a little as a stress release. I never told you because I knew you'd lecture me.
- Liz Lemon: It is not a lecture to simply point out to someone that the episode of "Diff'rent Strokes" about Dudley's dad has proven incontrovertibly that smoking destroys your health and leads to ridicule from Willis.
- Jenna Maroney: Liz, she's here. Verna's here. My mother is downstairs.
- Liz Lemon: Are you sure?
- Jenna Maroney: I didn't see her - security called. She was trying to use an Oxycontin prescription bottle as I.D.
- Liz Lemon: That's Verna.