- Katie Knight: [taping for a TV commercial] When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. When you smell the crunch, it's O'Chippigans!
- [breaking her lines]
- Katie Knight: And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial.
- Commercial Director: Excuse me?
- Katie Knight: This stuff is nothing more than a heart attack that goes good with dip. I'd be better off standing in front of a bus... of lard!