- [as a happy, fat and very naked Cupid grabs and hugs the brothers and Castiel]
- Dean Winchester: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?
- Castiel: This is... their handshake.
- Dean Winchester: I don't like it!
- Castiel: No one likes it.
- [Dean calls Castiel on his cell phone to tell him where they are]
- Dean Winchester: Cas, it's Dean... Yeah, room 31C, basement level, St. James Medical Cente...
- [Dean walks right into Castiel]
- Castiel: [through his cell phone, while looking at Dean] I'm there now.
- Dean Winchester: ...Yeah, I get that.
- Castiel: ...I'm gonna hang up now...
- Dean Winchester: [while looking at victims' body parts] Hey, Sam.
- [Passes heart to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: Be my Valentine?
- Castiel: Where is your hunger?
- Dean Winchester: Huh?
- Castiel: Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to famine, but so far you seem unaffected.
- Dean Winchester: Hey, when I want a drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. The same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
- Castiel: So, you're saying you're just well adjusted?
- Dean Winchester: God, no. I'm just well fed.
- Castiel: [about the hamburger he's eating] These make me very happy.
- Dean Winchester: Seriously how many is that?
- Castiel: I lost count, but it's in the low hundreds.
- Famine: [holds his hand up to Deans chest, causing him to struggle in pain as he looks inside him] That's one deep, dark... nothing you got there, Dean... You can smirk and joke and lie to your brother, lie to yourself, but not to me! I can see inside you, Dean! I can see how broken you are, how defeated; you can't win and you know it, but you just keep fighting, just keep going through the motions. You're not hungry, Dean, because inside, you're already dead.
- Famine: Oh, America, all you can eat, all the time. Consume, consume... And yet, you're all still starving, because hunger doesn't just come from the body, it comes from the soul.
- Castiel: What I'm saying is Cupid has gone rogue, and we have to stop him, before he kills again.
- Sam Winchester: Naturally.
- Castiel: What human myth has mistaken for "cupid" Is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub, third-class.
- Dean Winchester: Cherub?
- Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
- Dean Winchester: You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers?
- Castiel: [Confused] They're not incontinent.
- Sam Winchester: He died from a twinkie binge?
- Dr. Corman: Well, after he blew out the band around his stomach, He filled it up till it burst. When he could no longer swallow, He started jamming the cakes down his gullet With a... With a toilet brush, Like he was ramrodding a cannon.
- Sam Winchester: So, what do you make of it?
- Dr. Corman: [Not phased] I'd say that it was A very peculiar thing to do
- Alice's Friend: She was a nice girl. And I'm talking, like, a nice girl -- Like she still had her promise ring, If you know what I mean.
- Sam Winchester: She was a virgin?
- Alice's Friend: No premarital. I used to wonder how she did it. I mean, you know, didn't do it.