Castle (TV Series)
Tick, Tick, Tick... (2010)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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Javier Esposito : Dude, I see Beckett in her jammies... wine glasses on the table...
Richard Castle : There's nothing going on with Beckett and me. No more than there was yesterday.
Kevin Ryan : Dude, you made her pancakes?
Richard Castle : It's just breakfast!
Javier Esposito : Pancakes is not just breakfast. It's an edible way of saying, "Thank you *so* much for last night."
Kevin Ryan : Castle, come on. We're your friends. Details.
Richard Castle : [looks around and then whispers] All right, come here.
[forms a huddle with Esposito and Ryan]
Richard Castle : [loudly] There are no details!
Javier Esposito : I can't even look at you right now.
Kevin Ryan : [writing on his notepad] Witness refuses to cooperate.
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Special Agent Jordan Shaw : So how long have you two been sleeping together?
Kate Beckett : Um... We're-We're not sleeping together. We... He just observes me.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : Yeah, I've seen how he observes you.
Richard Castle : No, she's right. Aside from my second wife, this is the most sexless relationship I've ever been in.
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Richard Castle : [to Alexis] Listen... It's a fact of life... People we love leave us... Unless you chain them to... a radiator, which, for some reason, is illegal.
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Richard Castle : Oh, no, I'm not leaving. I'm here to protect you.
Kate Beckett : What, with your vast arsenal of rapier wit?
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[first lines]
Richard Castle : [on phone] Yeah, Paula, that sounds perfect.
[listens]
Richard Castle : Yeah, close the deal.
[listens]
Richard Castle : Thank you, and to you.
[hangs up, then to Beckett]
Richard Castle : Hey.
Kate Beckett : Hey.
Richard Castle : Ask me why I'm here.
Kate Beckett : You know, I ask myself that question every day.
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Kevin Ryan : Unis pulled this from a trash bin. Wallet's inside. Vic's name is Michelle Lewis.
Javier Esposito : According to her business card, she's a dog walker.
Kate Beckett : There's a print here... and it's... too large to be our victim's. Let's get it to the lab for...
[Shaw snaps a photo of the purse]
Kate Beckett : What are you doing?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : That print is already in the lab and being processed. No muss, no fuss, no black powder on your clothes.
Richard Castle : [in awed jealousy] Wow, there's an app for that?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : That's why I joined the FBI, Mr. Castle. For the toys. Really eager to see that body.
Richard Castle : [as Shaw leaves] Can I take a look at that?
[Castle moves to follow her, but Beckett stops him]
Richard Castle : Be a chance to check it later.
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Special Agent Jordan Shaw : Nikki Heat, I presume.
Kate Beckett : It's Beckett. Detective Kate Beckett.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : Yeah, I read all about you in "Cosmo". And you must be the celebrity writer tag-along, Richard Castle. Special Agent Jordan Shaw.
Richard Castle : Jordan, Jordan Shaw? The same Jordan Shaw that broke the Hudson Valley Strangler case back in 1991?
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : I also play a mean game of Scrabble. Now that we all know each other, I'd like to see the body.
Kate Beckett : Agent Shaw, my people have already secured the area. CSU is on the scene, and we are canvassing the park, so as happy as I am to see the cavalry, there's really not much left here for you to do.
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : Detective, the gods in the marble halls have sent me here to catch a killer, which I will do with or without your help. Okay? Now, can I see the body?
Richard Castle : That is so going in the movie. Can you say that again, but start from "marble halls"?
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[Martha watching video of The Incredible Hulk when Castle comes in]
Richard Castle : Wow, one of your old wedding videos.
Martha Rodgers : Are you kidding? This guy's a pushover compared to my ex-husbands.
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Richard Castle : Mother, whatever you decide, I will support you... Same way I have since the last man you lived with stole your life savings.
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[Shaw and Becket discussing Castle while he is in the backseat]
Special Agent Jordan Shaw : [to Beckett] So, if you're not sleeping together, why do you keep him around?
Richard Castle : You know I can *hear* you.
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[last lines]
[Castle exits can and is rushing to Beckett's apartment]
Richard Castle : [frantically trying to call Beckett] Come on, Beckett, pick it. Pick up the phone! Pick it up!
Kate Beckett : [answering phone] What, Castle?
Richard Castle : It wasn't Ben Conrad! He's not the killer! The killer's still alive!
[cut to Beckett's apartment with her on the phone with Castle]
Richard Castle : [from Beckett's phone] The killer's still alive!
Man on recording : [a couple of beeps then a recording plays] Goodbye, Nikki. Goodbye, Nikki.
[Beckett's apartment blows up]